NAME: Berger
ALIAS: Urban Assault Scooter
SCOOT: 1985 Honda Elite CH 250cc
MODS: Custom camo skin, kenwood stereo, custom seat, Upgraded stealth visor
BEST LINE: "You thought that was dangerous? Try the highways of Saigon, Vietnam."
Just going off some sweet dirt jumps. - Kho Lak, Thailand
An international scooter enthusiast, Matt B. a.k.a "Dirty Bert" has
been living the scooter lifestyle ever since he sold his german
sports car and hopped on two wheels of asian chutzpah. His scooter
adventures have taken him through Thailand, Cambodia, Vietnam,
Malaysia, Singapore, The Philippines, Indonesia, Australia, Hawaii,
and Costa Rica. Well known for his dashing moves and daring
adventures, there is no road, path, or sort-of trail that Bert fears
on his scoot. An avid amateur scooter mechanic, Bert is currently
riding his pet project, "The Urban Assault Scooter." 250cc of raw
Honda power covered in a one of a kind custom camouflage vinyl,
accentuated by a blasting 4 speaker Kenwood stereo and a seat custom
built for his totally hot scooter babe. You may only hear the sound
of energy 92.7 dance FM as he flies by you in a blur at Mach 1 million!
Scoot or Die! |
This bike is made of solid gold and worth $10,000. It is called the Jew Scoot. - Berkeley, USA
Skidmark scooters, laying down rubber all over the globe! - Boracay, Philippines
Total scooter babe.
"What can I say, on the weekends I like to dress up." - Ubud, Bali
Sun, surf, and my scooter, my dream come true. - Oahu, Hawaii
Hauling ass through a jungle. - Busuanga, Philippines
Hybrid my ass! I get 80 miles per gallon. - Berkeley, USA
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