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NAME: Rod 
ALIAS: The Mullet
SCOOT: 1991 Honda Elite
MODS: Hairspray under the seat
BEST LINE: "Alllllll right"

 

Rod's Ride

 

Although little is known about him, Rod is believed to have
been raised in a Hells Angels Meth lab.  Soon after his 10th
birthday he left the world of Meth and Harleys and turned to
Beer and Scootering.  He was spotted recently in Venice beach
after ditching the West Covina cops in a high-speed scooter
chase.  Rod prefers to ride Honda Elites.

 

 

Rod went blond after one of his ex wife's tried to kill him.  She
had been disappointed when she found out Rod was using her
to smuggle rare scooters in from Hungary.  We did catch up to
him at a scooter bar inTexas long enough to snap a photo of
him:

 

"Oh Yeaaaaaa!"

 

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